1. Crawford “Ford” James: born February 3, 2009
- Human wind-up toy
- Sweatiest human alive
- Into anything with four wheels…that he can crash
2. Calloway “Cal” Beck: born May 11, 2010
- Born at 10+ pounds, known simply as “Tha Chunker”
- Watermelon head
- Looks forward to finally being able to beat the hell out of Ford
